Is Britney Totally Back?
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There’s no question ‘bout it—Britney Spears is for sure hot again. But how hot? I mean she’s back to her doable pre-K-Fed days. Her body is perfectly tight, which makes us so happy she didn’t go on the Lindsay Lohan diet or something. And we’ve almost completely forgotten that a lot of her hair is fake! We love us some Brit, but we’re sad to say we still don’t think she’s 100 percent all there.
Judging by what we’ve seen from her Circus tour, B.S. is def putting on a good show, but she’s so not what she used to be circa the "Slave 4 U" days. Look at the pics from then and now. Where’s the fire in her dance moves? She used to just scream “take me to bed” with her onstage looks, and now she’s just literally screaming “Merry Christmas” or “My p--sy is hanging out.” Not exactly the musings of a completely with-it gal.
Obviously we’ll try and wait to totally judge until we actually see B bust her moves in person next week in LA. But must ‘fess we’re crossing our fingers that she’s on a bit of a comeback plateau rather than a peak, and we can’t blame her. She was forced to do it all so fast. We just know Ms. Spears can do even better.
When she decides to own her slimmed-down ass, not somebody else.
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