Is Britney Phoning In Her Happiness?
We want to believe that our babe Britney is back in action, but we just aren’t totally buying that all is dandy in the land of Spears. Not at all.
B.S. had a cute Easter brunch with her Circus tour crew up in San Jose. One big happy family, right? Not exactly...
Brit is more alone than ever despite the fact she has all her “friends” around her.
The picture totally looks like something forced upon B.S. by Papa Spears, yet again. B’s smile just reeks of “why the f--k do I have to do this? I still don’t know if I’m in Sacramento or San friggin’ Jose!” It’s so staged with Britney front and center and, oh ya, that guy she’s supposedly doing as far away as possible in the left corner (the one with the Federline-like douchey hat)? At least he’s cuter than K-Fed!
And, sure, Chase Benz supposedly isn’t banging B ‘cause he “has a girlfriend,” but did that really trip up Brit when she had her sights set on K-Fed? Hell, no.
Brit-Brit just seems to have everything so set up for her all the time now. No wonder she’s yelling “rock out with your c--k out” at concerts and calling some cities by the wrong name. The stage is the one place where Jamie Spears can’t get to her.
Come on, Jamie, give our gal a little free time (and tush), already.
—Additional reporting by Taryn Ryder.
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