blind vice (303 posts)
Morning Mail! Has George Clooney Already Kicked Stacy Keibler to the Curb?
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Dear Ted:
Did George Clooney drop Stacy Keibler for that wonderful pooch he was with on the beach? She seems to have disappeared, barely even tweeting for her fans. Did being girlfriend of George finally pay off giving her so much work she is too busy or is she just too busy packing for her long summer vacation in Italy? Ciao
—Dimples
Dear Sealed with a Keibler Kiss:
George and Stacy are very much together. Rumors swirled when Stacy opted out of the White House Correspondents' dinner, but she recently supported her hunky BF at his fundraiser for President Obama where the duo packed on the PDA. Trust, it'll be obvious when Stacy and George call it quits—there'll be another long-legged babe on Clooney's arm faster than you can say The Descendants.
Dear Ted:
You said that Veronica Bee-Stings is head-over-heels for her new guy and scrambling to hide her past. What I'm wondering is, does her boy have secrets of his own? And if he is honest with her about his own Vices will she be far less enamored?
—Mike
Blind Vice! Chiquita's Latest Party Trick Titillates!
Have we mentioned that Chiquita is, well, bananas?
If her using her man-trapping nether regions to sleep her way to the top (or at least to primetime) or that outrageous diva 'tude (seriously, who does this broad think she is?) wasn't enough to convince you, well, maybe you're just as kooky as Chicky is!
Which means you'll love her latest party trick:
Morning Mail! Are Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Headed for Splitsville?
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Dear Ted:
Is it true that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have quietly separated? I noticed that the last time they were pictured together was during the Vanity Fair Oscars after party. Katie is currently in Connecticut filming and locals are saying that Tom was never there—which is weird considering how he would always visit whenever she's filming. Or maybe Tom's just busy? And oh, what do you think about Alexis Bledel as Anastasia Steele?
—Bella
Dear Trouble for TomKat?:
Way to sneak in a casting question, B! But to answer your first: Tom and Katie are just fine. Katie's simply busy filming and Tom recently gushed over his wife in the June issue of Playboy, plus they've got adorable Suri to keep the family together! Divorce rumors are always swirling around these two, so methinks the time apart is just a scheduling hiccup. Oh and as for Alexis? Already said, I'm a fan of the idea, but I'm still sticking by Lily Collins as my number one gal.
Dear Ted:
Seeing the Great Gatsby trailer (can't wait for the film!) has me thinking that it seems Leonardo DiCaprio is following in fellow A-lister George Clooney's footsteps: Good looks, respected career, short-lived relationships with models and other gorgeous women... Do you think Leo is so like George that he will remain a bachelor always? Xoxo,
—Kendal
Blind Vice: Veronica Bee-Stings Has Been Stung!
If sometimes trampy, always crafty Veronica Bee-Stings can find love, then we all can, right?!
That's what Awful Truth's broken hearted club is hoping, at least. Because we recently caught wind that our dear VBS—who never met a husband she couldn't steal or a lie she wouldn't tell—isn't just hooking up with her current beefcake B-Lister.
Nope, Ronnie has been bitten by the love bug. And how!
Morning Mail! Jennifer Lopez Leaving American Idol?! Who Should Fill Her Judge's Seat?
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Dear Ted:
Can I put my request in now for Stevie Nicks to replace Jennifer Lopez on American Idol? After seeing her as a mentor, I think she is more than capable! She is a legend! The new little nest of squirrels that just learned to run around and eat corn in my yard agree!
—Z
Dear Nixing Nicks:
Although I am a huge fan of Stevie's soulful songs, I highly doubt gal would ever make it to the judge's seat. Not that she doesn't have the talent, but she simply doesn't have the same star power as Ms. Lopez. American Idol's got some stiff competition now that Britney Spears and Demi Lovato have officially signed on for X Factor, not to mention A.I. alum Kelly Clarkson is now a mentor on Duets. The reality show needs a stellar female judge if they're going to win the ratings war—dare we suggest Carrie Underwood to fill the empty judge's seat? Send us your ideas!
Dear Ted:
OMG, Charlize Theron for best dressed by far! Kristen Stewart looks like an ancient witch in that dress! Why would they do that to her?
—G
Afternoon Mail! Is Strawberry Snort 'Em Still Sniffing Around?!
Dear Ted:
Any further news on Strawberry Snort 'Em? Is she still off the rails or has she calmed down? I haven't seen her mentioned on Awful Truth in a while, so I was interested in any developments. Addicted to your page—thank you for it and long may it continue!
—TallChick
Dear Sniff or Quit:
I'm glad that you asked, T. And I'm happy to report Strawberry's doing much better as of late—her personal drama's hardly a thing of the past, but she's focused her attention on her career instead. A far better distraction than Strawberry's standard, um, habits, but that doesn't mean the gal's entirely sworn off her Vicey behavior. Get it?
Dear Ted:
So, I have a question that has nothing to do with Fifty Shades of Grey, Hunger Games or Twilight. I've been catching up on Mad Men and was wondering how much Betty Draper and January Jones have in common...it seems like January gets a bad rap, but I think it's pretty cool she decided to be a single mom (not easy) and keep her baby out of the spotlight. Does she get a bad rap because of Betty projection or is she actually a diva? Is she a Vicer?
—Allison
Blind Vice: Double Devious Doings!
Oh, what a tangled website we weave, when at first we practice to deceive. That's what one of those crusty writer guys said, right?
OK, maybe not exactly, but conniving, breasty Harriet Talons sure had that in mind when she backstabbed so many people on her current hit show, her own network's New York website is currently weighing whether or not to write a scathing exposé on Harriet's behind-the-scenes shenanigans—they're that damn impressive.
Back in Hollywood, but equally as stealth—and to far more sexy results—would be an Oscar-nominated star's party behavior. Want to hear what Freddie Friction picked up along with his cocktail?
Afternoon Mail! How Wet and Wild Is Hunky Jared Padalecki?
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Dear Ted:
As I gazed upon the recent amazing photo of Jared Padalecki in the surf in Rio (who I think would make the perfect Finnick in The Hunger Games), it got me wondering about his and Jensen Ackles' Blind Vice. Since they were both notted as Judas Jack-Off and Dashed Dingle-Dream, could you give us another clue or two as to their true Vices?
—Inquiring Minds
Dear SuperFreak:
Gotta admit, loyal tribute, when I saw those pictures of JarPad frolicking in the surf I immediately thought of how Finnick-y he looked (and kinda Taylor Kitsch-y too, don't you think?). Heck, those paparazzi were practically auditioning Jared for the role—just slap on some fishing nets and we've got our man! As for Vices, Jared and Jensen don't exclusively Vice together, but it's not a secret they keep from each other. At all.
Dear Ted:
I know you outed Britney Spears for a B.V. a few years ago. Has she earned herself another moniker? Or has she truly moved on from her past?
—CinemaKatie
Morning Mail! Chris Hemsworth for Fifty Shades of Grey?
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Dear Ted:
What do you think about Chris Hemsworth (shorter 'do) and Eva Green for Fifty Shades of Grey casting?
—Ckolsen94
Dear Good and Bad:
Eva's perfect, love that idea. Well, if this were made 10 years ago. Chris, eh, not so much. Granted, the Hemsworth bros are both super stunning, I just have to say there's a certain lack of personal heat with both of them (which is weird, considering the Miley Cyrus factor). For the über-sultry Christian Grey, we really do need a real-life darkness stud like Skarsgård or Somerhalder, I think.
Dear Ted:
Did you love SNL's Fifty Shades of Grey skit this weekend? I've not read the book but plenty of my "mommy" friends have, and it seemed pretty doggone spot-on!
—Xxoo
Blind Vice: Hot Celeb Thinks Different to Get Lucky!
Traylor McMuff is the kind of celeb dude who enjoys many of the trappings of Hollywood life. But the guy will probably never go home with an Oscar, that's just a cold hard fact.
Instead, Traylor gets to take back to his bicoastal abodes many other things, mainly lots of money, tons of friends who love his outgoing personality, and, um, just about every woman who he comes in contact with, both married and not.
What's his secret?
