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Blab Blab Blab: Worst Proposal Ever

Sat., Jun. 13, 2009 8:33 AM PDT by Ted Casablanca

Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, I'm a Celebrity?Get Me Out of Here

NBC Photo: Tyler Golden

"Drunk!"

—Betty White, at The Proposal premiere, when we asked the legendary dame what the absolute worst way to propose to someone would be. Ain't that how Speidi decided to elope while on vacay in Mexico? Marriage sure sounds like a fab idea after bottomless margaritas! Still, we think getting down on one knee on The Bachelor is about as low as you can go, don't you?