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Blab Blab Blab: Vicky's Vexed?

Fri., Sep. 12, 2008 2:23 PM PDT by Ted Casablanca

AP Photo/Peter Kramer

“Talk to any female. Women get drastic haircuts when there’s a major shift or change in their lives...usually a breakup.”

—Close-party hanger-on to the stunning Becks’ wife-unit, the former Posh Spice, regarding the latter’s apparent need to spice things up, follicularly. Why, indeed, babe, did you do it so dractically? First BFF Katie, now you? Is David being naughty? Say it ain’t so