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Blab Blab Blab: Tattoos for the First Lady?

Wed., Nov. 18, 2009 5:50 AM PST by Ted Casablanca and Brussy Jones

Alexander Tamargo/Getty Images; Mandel Ngan/AFP/Getty Images

"I think she should get a tat, that would just freak 'em out!"

—Sassy Vivica A. Fox at the Bel-Air Film Festival, regarding her advice for first lady Michelle Obama.

"After all," continued the Curb Your Enthusiasm babe, "they freaked out when [Michelle] wore a pair of shorts. They're bringing some fun back to the White House!"

Ya up to it, Mrs. O.?

Somehow I doubt the ink power sign you'd probably chose would go with those darling cardigans you're so fond of. But maybe you could start a new mayhem-meets-middle-class trend?