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Blab Blab Blab: Jackson Insiders—Cruel or Uncanny?

Wed., Oct. 1, 2008 10:36 AM PDT by Ted Casablanca

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"Maybe she's pregnant—she's chubbed out a little and it's now or never!"

—Music biz insider (admittedly closer to Whitney's side than Janet's), regarding why this "exhaustion" excuse for Ms. Jackson's tour cancellation just might make some sense. Oh, sister. I guess if Michael's curse for life is what he did or did not do with little boys, Janet's will be what she did or did not…eat. So predictable.