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Blab Blab Blab: How to Spend an Easy $76 Million

Tue., Dec. 23, 2008 11:16 AM PST by Ted Casablanca

Nancy Kaszerman/ZUMA Press

"I would want a jet. I think a G5 would be nice—the thought of that would be woo!"

—Lisa Rinna on how she would spend a $76 million divorce settlement (and then some), like the one Guy Ritchie just got from Madonna. What would you all buy? Me? The saturated campaign punch to help remove the Mormon Church's tax-exempt status, as aren't religions supposed to be nonpolitical?