bitch-back (357 posts)
Afternoon Mail! Is Emma Stone Really as Good as She Seems?
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Dear Ted:
I love Emma Stone! She's pretty much the coolest chick in Hollywood. Is she as good as she seems or does she have a Blind Vice?
—Jenna
Dear Vice Free:
Agree, she is a pretty cool chick and she's Vice-free. Surprised? I am. I wonder how long that will be the case? Any guesses?
Dear Ted:
What really happened between Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively? Is it true that Lively did the dumping? I'm reading different things everywhere I go, and need your almighty answer. Also, is Blake Lively Carmelita Salami-Climber (the girl does love shoes).
—A
Afternoon Mail! Rooney Mara: Badass Chic or Just Plain Weak?
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Dear Ted:
Did you even read the Rooney Mara article in Vogue? She sounded like David Fincher's 5-year-old daughter, basically doing whatever he told her...down to what she eats. How is that badass in any way, shape or form? Wow, she effed up her bangs, that's now the new standard for being a maverick? I would have paid money to watch Kristen Stewart respond to Fincher if he told her what she was allowed to eat.
—J
Dear Read It and Weep:
Sorry to break your Krisbian heart, but she'd listen to him. That's what K.Stew would do if David Fincher wanted her to mind her diet for a role. She's a professional and knows—just like Rooney—that the director is a perfectionist. She also knows that working with him these days is the fast way to garner Oscar buzz.
Dear Ted:
What's the deal with Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr? I saw him gushing about her and their baby on Chelsea Lately, and it got me thinking. Is their marriage for real?
—Lyn
Morning Mail! Will Lindsay Lohan Evade the Law Again?
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Dear Ted:
When Lindsay Lohan is let off with another slap on the wrist, can we all agree to just quit paying attention to her? This would mean no more updates about throwing drinks, nasty teeth, nastier hair and unfortunate photo spreads. All but the most sadistic are well past the point of finding "entertainment" in her downfall. If we ignore her, she will go away—and perhaps (eventually) focus on fixing her myriad problems.
—CM
Dear Glutton for Punishment:
You've got a point, doll, but I don't think Linds is going to get off as easily this time. If you peeped the live stream of her court date yesterday, the judge was letting L.L. have it. Maybe her get out of jail card has finally expired? Either way, it's sad to see the broad cuffed again. Honestly, I'm really rootin' for her.
Dear Ted:
Do you know anything on Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev? I heard somewhere that their relationship was just for publicity and that he's got a lot of girls on the side? Does Nina know...or care?
—Laura
Afternoon Mail! Is George Clooney's Red Carpet Romance Red Hot?
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Dear Ted:
You have been mighty quiet on the ol' George Clooney-Stacy Keibler relationship. Thoughts after seeing them on the red carpet?
—M
Dear Dating Down:
Hell, I never thought they'd make it this long together, but now they've trucked down two red carpets, that's a relationship eternity in Hollywood! But I'm still sticking to my Georgey guns and saying this relationship is as serious as all the other ones, which is, not very.
Dear Ted:
Why is everybody saying Blake Lively wanted to get married to Leonardo DiCaprio? Honestly, she doesn't seem the kind of girl who wants to get married, let alone so soon, and I never quite believed she and Leo would last. I don't care who broke up with whom, the thing is, they're both better this way. Don't you think so?
—Noelle
Morning Mail! Will Toothy Tile Please Take a Hint from Zachary Quinto?
Dear Ted:
So how much do we love Zachary Quinto right now? Coming out in Jamey Rodemeyer's memory he brought me to tears, he really did. C'mon, Toothy, be a real man and step out of that closet, now!
—Christina
Dear Straight Today, Gay Tomorrow:
Couldn't agree with ya more, C. We love Zachary's candid coming out and think he approached the topic in a most honorable way. Unfortunately, not every dude in H'wood has the guts of Quinto, so we're not getting our hopes up that Toothy Tile will come out anytime soon. Plus, Toothy's status as a sex symbol means he has a lot more to lose. Still, not a complete impossibility.
Dear Ted:
Why should we be surprised that anyone is gay in Hollywood? I would guess more are than aren't. If you think back to high school, any male into the drama club later turned out to be gay...as if everyone didn't know already. Hollywood must be made up of all these drama club guys.
—Feg Heg
Weekend Mail! Hollywood's Hottest Couples and Dirtiest Double Standards
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Dear Ted:
Why does everyone always say Jennifer Aniston dates younger guys but no one points out that Brad Pitt is 12 years older than Angelina Jolie? Maybe it's because Angelina looks like she has 10 years on Jennifer, even though Jennifer is six years older. It's hard to believe Jolie is only 36.
—godschild013
Dear Double-Bitchy:
Hey, I'm with ya on the first point, babe. It's totally whack that guys are allowed to step out with all the young things they want—and they're encouraged. But women? They're labeled "cougars" and "cradle robbers." Double standard, sexist Hollywood at its best. As to your second point, honey, all I have to say is I'm glad I'm not raising 262 children. You try it on for size.
Dear Ted:
Is Chubster Hunkster Robert Pattinson? The tabloids are always hinting that he fools around behind Kristen Stewart's back.
—whiiteajk
Afternoon Mail! Is Demi Moore's Age Just a Number?
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Dear Ted:
Why is it that when news of Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher's possibly troubled marriage hit the press, both the media and public automatically assumed it was an age issue? Where was all that speculation concerning the breakups of Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris or even Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio? Why in the 21st century is it still OK to label gals cougars when they date younger guys but no one thinks twice when old dudes hook up with much younger women?
—Bryn
Dear Daily Double Standard:
Is it that shocking that chicks still get picked on more in this town than dudes? It's lame, but par for the tabloid course. I'll tell you this tho, B, the extra years Demi has on Ashton didn't factor into their current troubles—at least, not necessarily in the way you'd think.
Dear Ted:
Now that Jared Padalecki has announced that his wife is pregnant, I'm even more curious to know what his Blind Vice is. Any hint, pretty please?
—Sass
Morning Mail! Is Jessica Biel Ready to Be Jessica Timberlake?
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Dear Ted:
Now that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are back together, do we hear wedding bells in the not so distant future? They have been practically attached at the hip lately. Many now actually believe this is the real deal and that J.T. is now finally ready to commit.
—Jade
Dear SexyBack Bride:
In the not so distant future? Nope. Ever? Well, maybe. While J.T. and J.B. may have rekindled their romance, Justin isn't looking for anything too serious right now—certainly not a wife. He's young and having fun. Jess knows that.
Dear Ted:
I have been hearing for years and years that Beyoncé is actually 10 years older and lied about her age from very early on. Is it so?
—Destiny's Child(?)
Afternoon Mail! Bring Back the Bitch-Backs!
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Dear Ted:
What's with all of the "Morning Mail" and "Afternoon Mail" BS? Bitch-Back seemed so much more fun! OK, on to my question: I just love that Jennifer Aniston is, well, in love. It's such a big eff you to Brad Pitt. And it's not like she's trying. In her past relationships, it was like she was trying too hard to say, "Hey, Brad! Looky here! I'm over you." In your humble opinion, do you see her relaysh with Justin Theroux lasting longer than Brad's with Angelina? I do. Hope you bring the Bitch-Back back!
—Mel
Dear Keep on Bitchin':
Sorry, doll, but Mail is the new B.B., haven't ya heard? I'm going retro just like Mad Men and PanAm and giving an old-school shout-out to the postal office. So keep your letters comin' my way (bitching included, of course). As for Jenny, this relaysh is totally more her speed. That said, it's too early to tell whether it'll outlast Brangelina's LTR.
Dear Ted:
Now that Jared Padalecki is officially a papa-to-be, can we expect to hear breaking news from Danneel Harris? It seems like Jared and Jensen do everything in pairs.
—Mike
Afternoon Mail! Justin Bieber vs. Selena Gomez: Who's the Fairest of Them All?
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Dear Ted:
If there was only one mirror in the room with Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, who would spend more time making sure that their appearance would be perfect? Justin or Selena.
—Julie in Texas
Dear Mirror Mirror on the Wall:
The Biebs, of course. You don't think that swoopy hair just magically falls into place, do ya? But Selena is into his pretty boy good looks, so she definitely doesn't mind if he hogs the vanity from time to time.
Dear Ted:
When you started talking about Valley of the Dolls, I snagged a copy right away. I loved the book, but my question is, do you really think a network TV show would be able to do it justice? This sort of dark and dirty entertainment belongs on HBO or Showtime!
—Allison
