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Behold! 10 Happy and Unhooked Ladies

Sun., Dec. 6, 2009 8:47 AM PST by Ted Casablanca

Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images; Steve Granitz/Getty Images; Jim Spellman/Getty Images

Our list of 11 Sneaky Bachelors sure got a lot of you terribly riled up, so we thought it was only fair to give you some of our favorite single ladies, too.

We don't want to call these 10 babes bachelorettes because that so isn't the right term for these bitchin' broads. They're hot because some of them would go and shoot you in the finger if you ever said they needed to put a ring on it! They play and date by their own rules, whether the public likes it or not.

No Jennifer Aniston (complains too much). No Angelina Jolie (too manipulative). These chicks are free-spirit, sexual beings, and we can't get enough of 'em!

Behold! The Unhooked Hotties gallery—or if you prefer, the Ef You, Ring Finger gallery!