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are you smarter than a gossip columnist? (1 )

Are You Smarter Than a Gossip Columnist? Sexy Texting Edition

Kris Humphries, Kim Kardashian AP Photo/Mel Evans; E! Networks

Any guesses as to what newly married Kim Kardashian so lovingly calls Kris Humphries?

We hear the playful little nickname is way official—as in Kimmie K. even has her new hubby's number saved in her mucho exclusive cell phone under this par-tick moniker.

Make your best guess and find out the truth after the jump:

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