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Are You Smarter Than a Gossip Columnist?

Thu., Dec. 18, 2008 8:47 AM PST by Ted Casablanca

Courtesy of Showtime

Awards season is about to pop, big-time, and in this town, you’re judged not by what you’re wearing so much as who's wearing you, i.e, who’s your partner, already! On that arm-candy score, who’s having a little trouble nailing down a hot date to the Golden Globes?

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Answer: Kevin Connolly

He told us himself celeb dating isn't all it's cracked up to be ("complicated" was the guy's precise adjective), and that he plans on escorting his mom to the ceremony in January. Jeez, man, did Nicky Hilton do this to ya? Wouldn't be surprised.