Angelina Jolie Tell-Alls—Are They to Be Believed?
How many Angelina Jolie tell-alls can the world take? Andrew Morton's slowly slinking around Angie's past, the Brangelina bod-goon's still trying to get his secret stories out, and we assure you, there's probably a dozen more! Is Angie masterminding this whole thing? God knows she effing loves it when all the attention's on her!
Just some of the rumored juicy tidbits to be released?
The tip of the iceberg, folks, includes A.J.'s alleged miscarriages (possibly on purpose?), her reported stint in an institution right before hitching Billy Bob and her erotic love for vampires and blood sucking (even before the whole Twilight hype, too!). Plus, most evil genius of all, her lifetime plot to destroy Jen Aniston's career. Isn't Jen doing that herself, by starring in awful flicks like Management?
What's the A.T.'s take on all this Pitt partner mudslinging? Glad you asked!
We think the same woman who would wear a blood vial around her neck and take her son knife shopping is the same type of woman who isn't satisfied with one or two kids in her brood—she needs at least six, with more to come, rest assured! This babe doesn't just recycle or drive a hybrid—she flies all over the world for the U.N.! She doesn't buy a mansion for a month—she rents out a friggin' French villa!
A.J. even admitted she used to be hooked on some nasty stuff, too, not just the junk Ashton Kutcher's supposedly smoking. This woman is only extremes.
Sound familiar? Maybe Angie should play Octomom in a movie. They certainly have more in common than their lips.
Oh, and as we mentioned earlier, Andrew Morton & Co are hardly the only ones chomping at the bit to reveal that hubby-borrowing babe's past. Several connected Brangie insiders are currently weighing whether it's worth permanent banishment from the sizzling duo to reveal what they know. Trust me on this.
Oh, and another celeb-centered tome on the way? A Lance Armstrong bio is about to be released, but we wonder, why not a tell-all instead? Is nobody interested, since he's so good at shelling out private info himself? Or 'cause no one really cares? After all, Lance's arm candy (Gyllenhaal and McConaughey included) have always been so much more interesting than the biker himself!
—Additional reporting by Becky Bain
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