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Amy Winehouse Doesn’t Look Terrible! At All!

Fri., Jul. 24, 2009 5:08 AM PDT by Ted Casablanca

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We truly can't believe our eyes—not only is Amy Winehouse not dead, thank heaven, she's looking, dare we say, great?

Ames is back in London, but not back to her old habits (at least not yesterday afternoon). Wine-hon was on her way to court to appear for assaulting a woman, sure, but sporting a chic new look. Any fashionable female celeb would covet that grey frock their own court date, surely.

Is she trying to give coded couture message to her ex hubby, Blake, with her new stylin' appearance? Let's hope it's "eff off" as opposed to "come back!," 'cause the last thing she needs is a British K-Fed keeping her down.

Either way, even Ames' beehive has its bounce back!

And if it weren't for those friggin' ballet flats, which AW is more addicted to than anything else, we'd swoon completely. Too bad it took being charged with a crime to get her to clean up her act.