American Idol: Who Would God Choose?
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So which Idol is America gonna pick? Conservative Jesus dude Danny Gokey or the ultraflamboyant David Bowie-Pete Wentz mix Adam Lambert? (Oh, and vanilla-as-they-come Kris Allen might be a cutie, but just not doable or talented enough to matter at this point.)
Like it's even a contest anymore! Idol's on the cusp of crowning its first gay champ—or at least its first musical-theater-bred winner to openly wear glitter and guyliner. And of all people, Miss Cali might be helping our lovely Lambert lad score the top spot! Can ya believe it? We bet she can't!
Maybe a few months ago the likeable Christian widower Gokey was a shoo-in, but the Miss Cali backlash is putting all do-gooding holy types out to pasture, while the fab 'n' fey Lambert's got the country hooked on his hips and lips!
Since Carrie Prejean's debut into the gay marriage debate, states left and right have been speaking up loud and proud supporting matrimonial equal rights. Is Miss Cali working opposite for "opposite marriage" or what?
And what's her own church got to say about those risky pics, anyway?
"We are all sinners," says Prejean's minister, Miles McPherson, to E! News about those naughty model pics. "Christians aren't perfect."
Yeah, Mel Gibson alone is a shining example of that.
And what about her Miss USA answer? "Carrie had the option to be politically correct, or she could stand by her convictions, give her true opinion and speak up for her beliefs knowing it may cost her the Miss USA crown," says McPherson. "She did the right thing, and we are very proud of her courage."
Wish Carrie could be just as proud of her own father, who, by the way, has fought the gay rumor stuff himself. How's that for an M. Night-style twist? Certainly explains the babe's bias view of homosexuality, for starters.
We can't wait for C.P.'s reaction ('cause she'll obviously be asked for it) when Adam Lambert is crowned Idol king—can he wear Miss Cali's tiara? He'd look smashing in it, and she might not need it anymore, anyway!
—Additional reporting by Becky Bain and Whitney English
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