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Afternoon Piss: Jennifer Aniston’s Latest Loser—and It Ain't a Man!

Fri., May. 15, 2009 1:11 PM PDT by Ted Casablanca

Jen Aniston's new flick, Management, comes out today—aren't you simply overflowing with excitement? In case our last two positively glowing reviews of both the movie and her hair don't convince you to run to your local cineplex to see it, how about E!'s own C+ review?

Jen had better hope there are more moviegoers than seats for screenings of Angels & Demons and Star Trek this weekend, 'cause the only way anyone's stepping foot in Management is if both those movies are sold out.

I'm just pissed Jenny keeps setting herself up like this. Hey, Jen, there're like a gazillion female roles in upcoming musical Nine, whose razzle-dazzle trailer was just released. You couldn't have scored a sweet role in that?

Even Kate Hudson got in, and she usually makes just as bad movie choices as you do!