Dear Ted:
I gotta say, I'm really enjoying Britney Spears's new album and tour. I'm glad she seems to be back on top. However, does the Princess of Pop have a current Blind Vice? Also, what are her thoughts on Justin Timberlake's acting career—any chance for a reunion between these two?
—Kelly
Dear The '90s Called:
As much as I'd love to tell you to hold out hope that these two crazy kids will rekindle their Mickey Mouse romance, I think it's safe to say that ship has sailed. Permanently. Brit-Brit hasn't made a Vice splash in quite some time now, but she's def a Vice offender from years past. And I plead the fifth on J.T.'s acting career...
Dear Ted:
Numerous times when asked about Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and marriage you have stated that while they are together, they are nowhere near the marriage stage and that they are too young. I agree. However, do you know (or have you heard) if one is more ready than the other to make a lasting commitment? And if so, can you tell us who?
—Ready and Waiting
Dear Runaway Bride:
They're committed, doll. They don't need rings and a fancy dress to prove that. And believe me, neither K.Stew nor R.Pattz is spending much time thinking about whether they want to say "I do" or not. That said, Rob...to answer your question.
Dear Ted:
Carmelita Salami-Climber has to be Heather Locklear, right? She just got engaged and all the clues seem to fit her. Tell me I'm right, Ted!
—RB
Dear Wedded Woes:
Wrong, babe. Carmelita is much more relevant these days than adorable Heather, hate to say. But the good news for the Melrose Place mama is that her relaysh has a better chance of lasting than Carm's. Much.
Dear Ted:
Aside from being crazy handsome, Ryan Gosling always struck me as a really smart, down-to-earth and quirky guy. He also seemed to be this really faithful one-girl guy for so many years with Rachel McAdams. Lately however, I don't quite know what to make of him. We hear rumors of an emerging diva attitude, and he seems like such a man slut. Is he just getting some wildness out of his system, or has fame changed him for good?
—Lottie
Dear Diva Alert:
You're being a bit harsh on the hunk, Lottie. Sure, Ry may cop a ‘tude from time to time, but he's hardly Hollywood's biggest playboy. A lot of the gossip about this guy is just that. Heck, he hasn't even earned a Vice moniker yet.
Dear Ted:
Is it just me or do Australians just ooze sex? For this reason I seem to think they all have Blind Vices. So what about Jessie Spencer from House? On your radar or not?
—CuriousGman
Dear Out Back B.V.s:
Nope, he hasn't piqued my interest yet. But if Nicole Kidman and her crazy collection of buds is any indication, there really is something in the water Down Under. And it's not just creating hunks like Ryan Kwanten...It's generating some seriously hot-mess goss.
Dear Ted:
Jennifer Aniston is in Hawaii with her boyfriend Justin Theroux and I was looking forward to see some pictures of this hot couple on the beach, yet it's been a while since we saw pictures of them out and about together. What do you think? Is Jennifer hiding? And could be the pregnancy rumor has anything to do with it?
—Lili
Dear Baby on Board:
As shocked as I am that we haven't seen Jenny flaunting her ogle-worthy bod in the tiniest of bikinis, I seriously doubt it has anything to do with a baby bump. She's getting to know her latest beau. In other words, no pics means it's serious.
Dear Ted:
Zac Efron doesn't have a Vice yet, does he? Or am I missing something?
—Ania
Dear Um:
Hell yes he does. A really juicy one, too.