Morning Piss: Vince Disses Jen With New Fiancee
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Sticking it to Jen Aniston is all the rage nowadays, ain't it? I'm not just talking about me, either.
First, Brangelina totally steals Jennifer's spotlight while presenting at the Oscars, now Vince Vaughn supposedly proposed to his nonceleb sweetie, Kyla Weber.
"Vince is ready to get married and has been for a while," sassed a friend of Vaughn's. "He wants to start a family."
Yeah, just not with Jen, he obviously wants to make so perfectly clear. His brunette babe's as far from Aniston as you can get—a Canadian, a realtor and just 29 years old. Way to make a gal feel even worse about turning 40!
Some thanks, babe, for Jen carting your blubbering ass around for all those months while you both peddled that Chi-Town flick, The Break-Up. And how long has VV been with Weber, a handful of months versus his yearlong jaunt with Jen? Seriously, V2 must've taken some lessons from Four Christmases costar Reese Witherspoon on how to make bank on a suspicious relyash, 'cause this one is all about proving he's just not that into her, and never really was.
But come to think of it, is Vince truly into Weber? I so predict John Mayer as the next bachelorhood-lovin' dude to settle all the way down after his inevitable split with Ani-hon. Just you wait—won't be too much longer!
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