That’s Why Angie’s So Skinny
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There's such an obvious explanation to Angelina Jolie's weight loss! According to The Sun, the über-thin gal is doing the Master Cleanse.
For any of you who don't know what this is, it's a crazyass diet where you basically drink only peppered lemonade. We've tried it and lasted mere hours. Angie's goal? 21 pounds in 21 days. A totally healthy thing for a mom and "role model" to do right?
Yeah, right.
We talked to a friend of the A.T. who lives by this diet. We're told it's a rapid poundage fix that can be quite empowering with fab detoxifying affects, but it's no walk in the park, folks.
The cleanse can have tons of exhausting and gross side effects. This is what supposedly has movie execs on Jolie's new flick Salt so concerned. Ange is supposed to do her own stunts as a CIA officer in the Russian spy movie, but producers are worried this silly diet is going to make her too tired and fragile to kick any serious ass.
Um, hello? That's the main concern? How about the fact that Angie is already way too boney as it is, babes—long before she started in on any of this diet crap. Seriously, this girl should be packing them on a bit to get back her pre-Brad bod.
The babe is withering away fast and clearly has some issues. She needs some help, and you know what, we honestly hope she gets it. 'Cause it ain't gonna come from lemonade.
—Additional reporting by Taryn Ryder
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