Welcome to another edition of Right Dress, Wrong Gal!
Actually, forget that, we're not sure that this Alice Temperley number would work on any gal who doesn't have curtain rods for shoulders.
Poor Vanessa Hudgens, what with her normal bone structure and merely human height...
Both are a curse for any mortal hoping to conquer this floor-length riot of fuchsia florals. Even the actress's boyfriend, Austin Butler, needed four gallons of weed killer just to rescue her from this horticultural disaster after the two made an appearance at the Monte Carlo Grand Prix this week.
We also have details on the Spring Breakers shoes, not that it was easy to suss them out, they're Giuseppe Zanotti.
We understand that the Middleton sisters have been huge supporters of the Temperley label. But we wonder if they might change their minds after seeing this—even tall and willowy Kate Middleton would have trouble taming this frock!