Spa Mea Culpa!
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Hell hath no fury like a spa scorned. Powers that be over at the chicer-than-Madonna's-poop joint Kate Somerville are pretty pissed that their clients are pretty pissed.
See, we ran a sighting that while on Emmys weekend, the darling Michelle Trachtenberg and Kate Walsh visited Somerville, over on Melrose Place, for one of their new body wraps. And I, being the bitch that I am, added "fat-sucking" right before "bod wraps," 'cause, like, I thought that's what those things did. Well, apparently some do, and some don't. Certainly not the one Michelle got, at least, as I'm assured it was a "skin-detoxifying" wrap Ms. Trachtenberg, Gossip Girl extraordinaire, was enjoying, and one, by the way, she was invited to partake in and did not request.
More annoying is the fact that Walsh wasn't even there, according to the Somerville repper, despite the fact that K.W. is a most regular client—and our overindulged eyes insist it was her.
Regardless, our sincere apologies to all chicks involved. And, ain't it ironic, as I pointed out to the spa's spokesperson, that I was originally applauding Kate and Michelle for choosing such a healthy body tune-up place as opposed to the far more popular places where needles and scalpels are required. Too bad the compliment never came through. I'll try better next time.
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