Soup Top 5: Rachel Zoe Takes the High Road to Bitch Street

As any great chef from Ramsay to Boyardee will tell you, Soup is a dish best served warmed over. So let's fire up the Sterno and sip daintily at this week's most delictable offerings.

1. Rachel Zoe: As the reigning ultra-hip stylist to the stars, Zoe must maintain a high level of class and integrity. Luckily that doesn't interfere with her high level of character assasination.

Four to go. Don't stop now.

2. Today: Everybody loves kids. Apparently the Masches of Raising Sextuplets really love kids. And a slow, deliberate ride to a nervous breakdown.

3. Sylvester Stallone: What creative visionary Sly can't express in his multi-layered film ouevre, he expresses in oil painting. Believe it or not, he still has some juice left over after The Expendables.

4. Dating In the Dark: Note to DITD contestant Joey: Just becasue your date can't see you, it doesn't mean she can't hear you. Whether she's fat or not.

5. Dance Your A** Off: On Hollywood Week at DYAO, heavy-keestered boogyer Michael got to pamper himself at the acupuncturist. And while his ass may still be intact, apparently his bowels are another story. Good times.

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