Seacrest Gets a Pony, Ringwald Writes Baloney

Rich power emcee Ryan Seacrest has many things, and finally, thanks to The Soup (and a mutant-horse breeding farm), he has every boy's dream: a miniature pony. Now all he needs is a Little Chocolatier.

While the idea of Molly Ringwald writing a book may be a stretch—as an author, she's a great ex-teen star with pouty lips—the idea of her writing a book that has people gushing with awe demands even more elasticity.

Unless by "people" you mean Fox and Friends' Gretchen Carlson, who finds Ringwald's instructive Getting the Pretty Back exciting in a major way.

Joel McHale, on the other hand, still has his pretty, which he keeps safely in his trunk where he throws it a salt lick once in a while. If you're lucky, he may even whip it out tonight on a steaming new Soup at 10 p.m. ET/PT!

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