Scarlet Letterman

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Quinnipiac University in Connecticut is taking David Letterman's admission to having relationships with a couple of female staff members very seriously.  The university is involved with The Late Show's internship program and now they plan to "oversee" the program more diligently to be certain none of their female students are in "harm's way."  I see that oversee and raise you a "how to not stay an intern for long by porking your boss" program.  We'll see who gets more students.  Take that, Quinnipiac…whoever you are.