Stolen Dignity

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It’s being rumored that among the items stolen in the recent burglary of Lindsay Lohan’s home were some “incriminating” videos and photos that could cause “embarrassment” if leaked to the press.  I don’t really see what could possibly be more embarrassing than everything that we’ve already seen, or more embarrassing than her life in general.  Last video I saw of her she was crawling around in the bushes outside of Samantha Ronson’s house, we’ve all seen photos of her coslopis, and she calls the police when she misplaces her phone.  Unless the video involves some kind of farm animal, my guess is it’s not going to be anything too surprising.