Rise 'n' Shine: There's No Limit to the Creepiness of Sam Lutfi
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• Sam Lutfi is optimistic that the restraining order "won't last" and that Britney's parents are "not gonna be able to rule her forever." We're sure he then let out a bellowing creeptastic laugh while doing Mr. Burns fingers.
• Mary-Kate Olsen has officially landed in Los Angeles. Yes! Now we can officially launch our elaborate plan to trap and torture her for Heath Ledger answers.
• Michael Jackson will appear at the Grammys, but he has vowed not to perform. We'll have to wait for a Thriller TV special to see him dance, because M.J. needs cash.
• If you were waiting to cast your vote today until a certain celebrity blogger officially announced which candidate he supports, here you go!
• How to court an MTV reality star as learned from the mistakes of Entourage's Kevin Connolly: Someone like Audrina is off-limits because she already has a show. But someone like Kristin Cavallari, who is desperately seeking a show, will gladly grind up on you if you're famous.





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