INFGoff.com• Matthew McConaughey says he's going to start putting on the chunk not because he's pregnant but for an upcoming movie role, in which his character "needs to be bull strong but meaty." Don't worry, though, he'll still be running around Malibu shirtless. "There should be some funny stories in the tabloids," he says, "because I'll still have to go out and get my belly tan." Can't have a pale gut!
• Paula Abdul had to tape her Super Bowl performance because "she is fragile emotionally and too much of a perfectionist to handle a live show.” And word is her plan B didn't work out so well, either. Awww, there's nothing we love more than a hot-mess performance...and Britney at the VMAs is so '07.
• Preview the New Kids on the Block reunion song over at the band's official site. We really don't understand why groups come back with boring ballads. First "Headlines," now this?
• Cameron Diaz has been frolicking and smooching on the beach with her latest rumored squeeze—Scott Speedman from Felicity. It's nice to know Cam-Cam is still alive and dating. Seems like we haven't heard from her in forever.
• Apparently, Amy Winehouse's dad has grounded the rehabbing singer from the Grammys. We'll miss her dearly, but this is for the best. Girl should have been put in time-out long ago.