Rise 'n' Shine: Oops!...We Did It Again
Another all-Britney edition for your enjoyment!
- Britney’s new single sounds less like a comeback and more like a goback—has anyone heard a song like this in the past five years? Seriously, can we get Timbaland in here to fix this?
- Court documents confirm that K-Fed has no income. (Surprised? Didn't think so.) Meanwhile, Britney makes $737,868 a month, which is just enough to cover the cost of her Cheetos, cigarettes and wigs.
- Criss Angel will work his magic to make Brit disappear during her VMA performance. No doubt she will reappear in a hotel room, where they will continue to “collaborate” until the early morning.
- If you still can’t get enough Britney, check out the other single floating around. Be warned—this one isn’t for the kids.
What do you think? Is it time to welcome Brit back or ban her forever?





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