Pratt Barfs, Michaels Turfs, McHale Scotches Ferguson

Another week of sex, violence and shame has come and gone, and that was just what went on in the Soup office. Let's take a gander at what happened in the glittery business of show.

• Adios, Costa Rica. Based on their qualifications as celebrities, Spencer and Heidi got themselves out of there, aided by a sign from God. That made Spencer blow chunks.

• Bret Michaels introduced Broadway to serious head-banging.

• Once again, Bridezillas proved why more than half of marriages end in divorce.

• Thanks to sassy New York, we now know which breed of dog resembles a nut sack.

• Beloved funster Joel McHale proved he's funnier than Craig Ferguson. And he can do a Scottish accent.