Nick, Jessica, "Pirates" Upstage Teen Choice

Jessica Simpson cohosted with rumored boytoy Dane Cook; Nick Lachey was on hand to pick up an award. Kevin Federline made his world premiere rapping debut; Wilmer Valderrama won something.

The 2006 Teen Choice Awards were all kinds of awkward.

Not for everyone, though--Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest continued to bulldoze all competition, nabbing a leading seven surfboards, the resident trophy, at Fox's youth-centric award show.

Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom were both on hand to pick up the booty, including Choice Movie, Choice Rumble for Bloom's swashbuckling with the Commodore, Choice Hissy Fit for Keira Knightley's pout and Choice Actor, Drama, for Depp, who also managed to take home the prize for Choice Actor, Comedy, for his creepy Michael Jackson-esque turn in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Lachey earned his surfboard in the category of Choice Music Love Song for "What's Left of Me," a ballad chronicling the fall-out from his marriage to Simpson.

"I just want to start off by saying, awkward, a little bit," Lachey said accepting his award. Even more awkward: The very audible "Take that, Jessica" shouted from the crowd.

It was Lachey's second award of the night, as he was also voted Choice Red Carpet Fashion Icon, Male. His current paramour, MTV's Vanessa Minnillo, was up for a Choice TV Personality but lost out to Ashton Kutcher.

But his ex didn't go home empty-handed. Simpson nabbed the Choice Movie Breakout, Female, award for her Daisy Duke-donning portrayal in The Dukes of Hazzard.

Other notable wins included Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock's nod for Choice Liplock for their Lake House smooches, while Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn nabbed Choice Movie Chemistry for The Break-Up, which they accepted together via taped message.

Bloom and Jessica Alba took home the boards for Choice Hotties, with Alba taking the time to thank "all the photographers who have airbrushed me over the years."

On the TV side, The O.C. babes Rachel Bilson and Mischa Barton took home the Choice TV Actress, Drama, and Choice TV Actress awards, respectively, while Disney's surprise super hit High School Musical took home three nods, for Choice TV Show, Choice TV Chemistry and Choice TV Breakout Star for Zac Efron. Valderrama won for Choice TV Actor, Comedy, for Fox's defunct That '70s Show. (Funny how Fox shows, even the canceled ones, dominated the Fox-based award show.)

Fall Out Boy dominated the music scene, being named the Choice Music Rock Group and having "Dance, Dance" take home Choice Music Single and Choice Music Rock Track.

Rihanna was named the Choice Music Breakout.

Of course, there's already a prime contender for next year's title.

Kevin Federline made his performing world debut Sunday night, closing out the show with his upcoming single--from Federation Records, no less--"Lose Control." Wife Britney Spears was on hand to introduce her hubby.

"This show has been very good to me and my career over the years," she said, chomping on her ever-present chewing gum. "And I'm hoping that it will be as good to our next performer."

Federline's rap unsurprisingly included some choice lines about being a "superstar" and moving to "a new tax bracket." Surprisingly, the show-capping performance seems to be mildly well-received, with semi-praise begrudgingly heaped on the rapper for not making the performance the train wreck critics imagined--and maybe hoped for.

The Teen Choice Awards were voted on by 14.7 million young'uns over the past two months, with the teens logging their votes online.

Here's a complete list of winners:

MOVIES Choice Movie, Action Adventure: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest Choice Movie Actor, Drama/Action Adventure: Johnny Depp (Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest) Choice Movie Actress, Drama/Action Adventure: Reese Witherspoon (Walk the Line) Choice Movie Actor, Comedy: Johnny Depp (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) Choice Movie Breakout, Female: Jessica Simpson (The Dukes of Hazzard) Choice Movie Chemistry: Jennifer Aniston & Vince Vaughn (The Break-Up) Choice Movie Liplock: Keanu Reeves & Sandra Bullock (The Lake House) Choice Rumble: Will Turner (Orlando Bloom) vs. Commodore (Jack Davenport) (Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest) Choice Drama / Action: Adventure Movie of the Summer: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest TELEVISION Choice TV Show, Comedy/Musical: High School Musical Choice TV Show, Reality: American Idol Choice TV Actress: Mischa Barton (The O.C.) Choice TV Actress, Drama/Action Adventure: Rachel Bilson (The O.C.) Choice TV Actor, Comedy: Wilmer Valderrama (That '70s Show) Choice TV Personality: Ashton Kutcher (Punk'd) Choice TV Breakout Show: So You Think You Can Dance Choice TV Breakout Star: Zac Efron (High School Musical) Choice TV Chemistry: Vanessa Anne Hudgens & Zac Efron (High School Musical) Choice TV Series of the Summer: So You Think You Can Dance MUSIC Choice Music Single: "Dance, Dance," Fall Out Boy Choice Music R&B Artist: Rihanna Choice Music Rock Group: Fall Out Boy Choice Music R&B/Hip Hop Track: "Promiscuous" (Nelly Furtado featuring Timbaland) Choice Music Rock Track: "Dance, Dance," Fall Out Boy Choice Music Love Song: "What's Left of Me," Nick Lachey Choice Music Breakout (Female): Rihanna Choice Song of the Summer: "Promiscuous" (Nelly Furtado featuring Timbaland)