New Kardashians Season Promises Whore-Texting, Good-Looking Vaginas and More!

Woot! It's almost time for season five of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, and if this sneak peek is any indication, our favorite klan is still bringing the krazy good times!

Kim's got new man Miles Austin; Khloé's teaching her hubby, Lamar, to swim; and Kourtney's still cold and hot with Scott. But what's with Bruce telling Kris, "You're hitting on him as much as he's hitting on you. I don't want my wife fooling around with some young kid." Yikes!

Of course, the real question is: Can you keep up? Sound off in the komments!

Don't miss the season finale of Kourtney & Khloé Take Miami, this Sunday at 10 p.m.

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Speaking of keeping up, have you seen Kendall's modeling portfolio?

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