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Morning Mail! Does Olivia Munn Have a Blind Vice?

Mon., Nov. 7, 2011 4:30 AM PST by Ted Casablanca

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Dear Ted:
What is going on with King Schlong? You used to give us regular updates about him, but, it's so quiet around him recently. Have you heard anything? What is he up to these days?
—J.R.

Dear Misinformed:
Babe, we must have very different ideas of who exactly King Schlong is. Because King's hardly been quiet, as of late—in fact, he's been pretty busy living his big, Hollywood life!

Dear Ted:
Any chance Olivia Munn has a Vice?
—Tiffany

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Dear Attack of the Blind:
Yes. Actually, let's make that: Oh, yes.

Dear Ted:
You mention that Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki have "kind of domino thing" going on with their Vices. Does that mean that their Vices are related? If you had to categorize the Vice(s) of Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles with one word what would it/they be? Animal, vegetable or mineral?
—J

Dear Curious:
Yes. Animal.

Dear Ted:
I always thought that Troian Bellisario was the Pretty Little Liar to watch but Lucy Hale seems to be popping up more and more. Who do you think will ultimately win the fame game?
—Mike

Dear Split:
Honestly? Equal fame to equally ambitious type, know what I mean? Just keep in mind that even though Trojan's a little more educated, Lucy's from the south, so I'm sure she'll come out with more of a savvy edge.

Dear Ted:
Reading all about Nevis Devine and his wayward off/on Barrington Bang-Me got me to thinking...you must meet many of your BVs in person at various events. Many of your BVs know you know what's up with them. You are an attractive man. So...do you know any BVs from personal experience such as Nevis, Seymour, Fey or even Jackie Bouffant? Some of your BVs must have hit on you at one time or another....not asking you to name names or even BVs...you can answer in general but I'm betting the answer is yes!
—Brandy

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Dear Teddy-Bang:
You are correct. But, only with one and a half.

Dear Ted:
What's with Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone denying their relationship? They are such a cute couple and are so obviously together! I get that their personal lives are their personal lives, but why try to hard to emphasize that they're "just friends?"
—R

Dear Wise:
Because they're not only smart, they're obviously into each other. Of course, this total denial-tack completely back-fired for Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson, so we'll see.

Dear Ted:
Just saw pix of Wilmer Valderrama kissing Demi Lovato. It made me think back to a young LiLo and Wilmer, and made me wonder, does he only date young, fragile women? Am I barking up the wrong tree?
—J