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Marlon Wayans Wins for Funniest Tiger Jokes
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Jim Carrey was among the first to crack a joke in Tiger Woods' direction, and Saturday Night Live and David Letterman have since taken their best shots.
But White Chicks star Marlon Wayans' rapidfire Twitter updates today have us totally LOLing!
"Okay, I confess: me and Tiger Woods also had an affair but only when I was in my White Chick make up," he tweets.
Moments later, he posts his next big zing.
"This whole Tiger Woods thing is like HOES ANONYMOUS," he writes. "These chicks are just confessing...'my name is Jaimee Grubbs and I'm [a] hoe…'"
"This shows how great of a golfer TIGER WOODS is cuz looking at these busted chicks, apparently this brotha is blind & still #1 golfer."
So much sizzle!
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