Man Vexed by Cindy Crawford Nonjoke

Allure

Soup Blog sources have learned that Lenny Blukslin, 22, was “totally bummed” when his joke about supermodel Cindy Crawford was called into question. During a recent oil change at Kwuikie Lube, the Detroit native was forced to read the only magazine left, Allure.

“I was like, I gotta look at this for 25 minutes?” stated Blukslin. "Then I saw the pictures of Cindy, and I was all, take your time with the 30 weight, bro."

The image of Crawford posing with a loaf of bread prompted Blukslin to hail Kwuikie Lube employee Stan Yashamito. “He grabbed me and said, ‘look dude, Cindy’s pinching a loaf!’ and he laughed hysterically,” recalled Yashamito, who pointed out the fact that she was actually ripping the loaf. “I told him you can rip a fart, but not a loaf. So the joke sucked.”

A visibly disappointed Blukslin reportedly spent the remainder of his time watching ESPN on a small television and ultimately declined a new air filter before driving home.