Link Party: Robert Pattinson Can Play Nonvampires

• Look! A movie where Robert Pattinson doesn't play a vampire but instead a lost guy going through a quarterlife crisis who finds his happiness through a quirky girl who eats her dessert first! OMG! Ahhh! Hmmm, this Remember Me movie is a lot harder to get excited about than those Twilight ones. We tried though.

• Ever wanted that dead-in-the-eye, bland Hollywood starlet look? Well, Lauren Conrad is releasing a style book to help you achieve just that. It will undoubtedly sell lots of copies, and we will be sad about that.

• Videos of Lady Gaga when she still went by the name Stefani Germanotta are always so fascinating.

• The New York Times Magazine decided not to print Megan Fox's crotch shots in its profile of the actress 'cause it's classy like that (leave that stuff to Rolling Stone), but they still made it to the Internet anyway!

• Now for an update on Amy Winehouse's fake breasts from, you guessed it, her father: She "had a little leaky something or other" and they "looked wonky." Everything about that is gross.

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Today our favorite billy goat, Brad Pitt, makes a Big Pic appearance and he's looking...cool? Is that what we should call him?

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