Lightning Round: A Dram of Hennessy, a Dollop of Scoop
Jill Hennessy is my favorite actress. Now that Crossing Jordan has not been renewed by NBC, what is she up to?
—Yvonne, Randallstown, Maryland
The B!tch Replies: What, Wild Hogs wasn’t good enough for you? Clearly, you side with the terrorists. Luckily for you, I do not discriminate politically when it comes to answering your questions. I take them all. Observe...
Is it true that Angelia Jolie changed her new son's name?
—Lynn, Long Branch, New Jersey
Not once but twice. First, she changed his first name to Pax, meaning “Peace.” Then she changed his last name from Jolie to Jolie-Pitt.
Eva Mendes: Huh?
—Latif, Detroit
I know, right?
How do TV columnists get their scoop and spoilers for shows?
—Marcia, São Paulo, Brazil
Good reporters establish long-term relationships with producers, network suits and writers to keep on top of programming changes. Networks also arrange for set visits and long-lead info for many writers—if the writers agree to share said information at a preapproved time.
Now that Pirates of the Caribbean is out, what's next for Mr. Bloom?
—Erica, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Variety reports that your beloved Orlando will temporarily abandon movies for the London stage this summer. The play is called In Celebration, but it’s actually a Chekhov-like drama—you know, three brothers returning home from one whatnot or another, blah, blah, blah.
Why is it that the less famous you are, the more red carpet photos you're in?
—Edie, Newmarket
Because the scrubs tend to show up very early and stay as long as they can, before being blasted off the carpet by the heat of a Jolie or a Witherspoon.

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