The Lens Is Off the Bloom?
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You think Orlando Bloom is okay looking, right? Am kidding. If there is one thing that men, women, screaming teenage girls and basically anyone alive can agree on, it’s that Orlando is easy on the eyes.
But get this. Disney recently released press photos for Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End. Naturally, Johnny Depp is in full Keith Richards-esque glory. And Keira Knightley is sprite and game as ever. Geoffrey Rush? He’s in the photos, too, doing his scraggly, likable thing that nobody can do better.
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Alas, the luscious Tiger Beat hottie Orlando does not appear in a single freaking photo. My inner tween is in totally not tubular turmoil over this gross omission. And don’t think it stems from some cast war. Orlando and Geoffrey are actually really tight; they hang out together whenever they come to Los Angeles. I know, I want in on that party, too.
Disney, you break my heart and then you step all over it with your big, mean boots. Grrr.
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