lance armstrong (7 posts)
Afternoon Bitch-Back! Can Kate Hudson Make This Marriage Work?
Dear Ted:
What's your take on Kate Hudson and her quickie engagement to Matt Bellamy? Are they the real deal? I have a hard time picturing her settling down again. She seems to love dating around.
—Lisa
Dear Half Right:
Correction: She loves dating around half-good-looking rockers and famous types, honey. And will Ralph be any different than, say, Chris Robinson or Lance Armstrong, or even A-Rod, for that matter? Possibly. After all, he does seem genuinely more sweet that the typical dork-ass Kate seems to prefer, plus, Matt purchased $7,000 worth of goodies for Kate from just one store in Aspen over the X-mas holidays. Perhaps that's when she made up her mind?
Dear Ted:
Trying a wild guess for an old Blind Vice: Are Judas and Dashed... Wentworth Miller and Luke Macfarlane?
—Steph
How Does Lance Armstrong Keep Having Babies?
How does Lance Armstrong keep having kids? I thought his bout with cancer had made his man parts somewhat...less functional?
—Jacquie S., via Facebook
Oh just say it already! Say it! Nads, nads, nads! You're talking about Armstrong's male penis testicle gonad bits!
Here's what I can tell you...
Lance Armstrong Delivers Tweet Baby News!
The fetus hitherto tweeting under the nom de womb Cinco Armstrong now has a real name.
Lance Armstong delivered the news (via Twitter , natch) that he and 39-year-old girlfriend Anna Hansen just gave birth to their second baby today: "Oliva Marie Armstrong has arrived!"
In June 2009, the cycling star welcomed a son, Max, with Hansen. He also has three kids with ex-wife Kristin. That gives him five kids to go with his seven Tour de Frances. Nice collection, Lance!
Pollapalooza! Your Votes Are in, Now Get the Results
We'll give you a breather on Twilight coverage—for now—even though we just know you gals 'n' guys are dying to talk about R.Pattz and K.Stew (trust, our poor inbox can vouch for that). Instead we're rounding up what you had to say on other nonvampire topics making the buzz as of late.
You know, the Sex and the City sequel's vacay from hell, Lance Armstrong's alleged bicycling no-no's, the incredibly disappearing Lady Gaga and life lessons learned from the newest Julia Roberts flick.
Here's what you had to say, 100 percent Robsten-free:
Truth, Lies & Ted: Is K.Stew Bad News?
Who is K.Stew so mad at, anyway? Please say it isn't R.Pattz? And are those skanky vamps on True Blood going totally prude? Is Lance Armstrong in a helluva lot of trouble over some drug allegations? And what did Jake Gyllenhaal do to get me so friggin' pissed off?
I'm dishing all on this week's trash-talkin' edition of True, Lies & Ted.
Follow @theawfultruth on Twitter.
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Poll: Lance Isn’t Hanging Up His Cycling Hat Without a Fight, but Do You Care?
Doesn't seem like that possible drug investigation is about to slow Lance Armstrong down.
Lance is set to race in the Tour de Switzerland next week. Howevs, we're still hearing that multiple agencies are seriously weighing investigations into claims made by Tour de France winner Floyd Landis that Armstrong, too, has been blood-doping, which the Wall Street Journal, the New York Times and Sports Illustrated are also reporting. No word yet on how or if that will affect Lance's upcoming ride, but more importantly, we're curious if you all even care about this stuff.
Lance Armstrong's Unborn Child Tweets Its Imminent Arrival
Awww, how borderline creepy cute! It's baby's first social media network!
Lance Armstrong is expecting baby No. 5, and announced it in a most unusual way.
"Getting ?'s today about someone I'm following, a certain @Cincoarmstrong," he tweeted yesterday. "What to say? Yet another blessing in our lives. I cannot wait!"
Don't get us wrong, there's nothing unusual about tweeting confirmation of your impending arrival. But tweeting confirmation as your impending arrival?
That's got to be a first…






