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Kim’s Man Pumps With Aplomb

Tue., Mar. 17, 2009 5:35 AM PDT by Ted Casablanca

Kim Kardashian, Reggie Bush, GQ Magazine

Alexi Lubomirski/GQ

If you have any doubts about Kim Kardashian's ability to keep a man under her...um, everything, just take a look at the pose the curvalicious hon and her beefy man, Reggie Bush, pulled for a recent GQ shoot. Now that's a woman who knows how to keep a man in line—just lie down on his fine ass!