Kim Kardashian Threatens Dana Carvey With Bad Sex for Seven Years

You've heard of the seven-year itch? Well...

Toting shots of QuickTrim with her to her appearance on The Tonight Show Thursday, Kim Kardashian advised fellow guest Dana Carvey to look into her eyes as they drank, "or else you have a bad sex life for seven years!" she promised.

"Do they suppress your appetite?" Carvey asked, looking suspiciously at the yellow diet supplement the Kardashian sisters hawk.

"Oh, it does not make you have the runs, cheers," Kim replied, while both Carvey and Jay Leno appeared a bit baffled by her response.

Either way, bottoms up! And speaking of asses, Jay had to ask Kim about Scott Disick...

"Now is this guy a sleazeball or what?" he asked.

"Obviously he's made some poor choices," Kim said diplomatically, probably not referring to the "Scott's Style: Hot or Not?" spread in the tabloid Jay showed her.

Also for the record, she "loves" Kendra Wilkinson, and travels everywhere, even if it's only overnight, with a king-size comforter and pillow, socks and an eye mask.

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A bit racy, but Kim's late-night appearance was pretty tame compared to Khloé's last night.