John Mayer: Stubing Wears Short-Shorts

PacificCoastNews.com

If Jennifer Aniston hadn't supposedly dumped John Mayer for excess tweeting on the trendy microblogging site, Twitter, she probably would have after seeing the Captain-Stubing-meets-the-Village-People outfit the singer donned as he greeted fans on his Mayercraft Carrier cruise yesterday.

John's definitely a good-natured goofball, and an endearing one at that, even when he's biting the hand he Twitters with.

But what do you think would be the worst offense for his A-list ex: endless short tweets about his personal life or the excessive short-shorts of a crooning cruise director? Let us know in the comments section.