Jessica Simpson: VIP

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Jessica Simpson is said to have attended Dane Cook's recent show at the Laugh Factory.  The pair were rumored to be dating a while ago when they made that bomb Employee of the Month, which by the way neither of them have apologized to me for. 

The gossip sites are giving Jessica a hard time, because they are reporting that she went to the VIP room after the show and "flirted" with Dane after he bought her a round of beers. People don't understand why she can't find a new guy and always recycles ex lovers. 

They also say she was eating cheese pizza and drinking beer during the show, which is what I'm upset about.  I can't go through another weight gain with Jessica.