Jen Gives Us a Good Snooze
Harper's Bazaar
Good, bad, ugly, boring, artistic, racy—we can never get enough of analyzing magazine covers. Unfortunately, Jennifer Aniston's latest cover and accompanying profile for Harper's Bazaar happens to fall into the snooze category.
The cover looks could just as easily be another ad for her Smartwater, and the article is anything but revealing. We learn that Jen is over L..A, hates paparazzi following her around, was surprised by Friends' success and loves playing the "better-looking-than-most everygirl."
Shocking!
Things do get momentarily interesting in the article's random questions section, when Jen admits she wouldn't mind being a dirty-martini-drinking spy named Oprah who doesn't speak in public and dines with Princess Diana before ravishing Daniel Craig nightly.
But then it's right back to talk of redecorating and possibly moving to NYC.
Yawn!
If you do want to know more about Jen, you're better off picking up Star mag, where her bikini waxer dishes, "She’s neurotic about bikini waxes." (Though it looks like somebody isn't gonna get any repeat business...)






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