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It's a Wonderful Jolie-Pitt Life

Angelina Jolie, Vanity Fair vanityfair.com

Va-va-va-voom!

Just take a gander at Angelina Jolie on the new cover of Vanity Fair. Love her or hate her, she looks hotter than ever!

Now, onto the story…

In the true spirit of dissecting anything and everything Brangelina, let’s examine what she says when she explains that none of her and Brad Pitt’s three nannies ever spends the night.

Ang says, “We may have to adjust that when the next one comes.”

One? What does she mean by one?

Aren’t they expecting twins? Either Ang is only poppin’ out a single, or she’s one cagey lady.

OK, enough of that nitpicking.

Jolie’s outlook on life is all rainbows and unicorns. She doesn’t appear to have a bad thing to say about anything, according to the snippets released by Vanity Fair.

“I happen to be with somebody who finds pregnancy very sexy,” she gushes. “So that makes me feel very sexy.”

Even Caesareans give her goosebumps. “I had a C-section [for Shiloh] and I found it fascinating,” she gushes again. “I didn’t find it a sacrifice and I didn’t find it a painful experience.”

Seriously, the Brangelina clan is bordering on becoming the next Partridge Family. “We have art around the house, we have books, we go to plays, we talk,” Jolie says. “Our focus is art and painting and dress-up and singing. It’s what we love.”

What’s next—a Jolie-PItt Christmas album?

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