Ice Quake: Looks Like General Garber Forgot His Lactaid

Accomplished thespian Victor Garber has evidently fallen upon hard times. How else to explain his appearance in the Syfy original movie Ice Quake? Which, by the way, is about an earthquake on a giant glacier. But trust us, the movie works much better if you imagine it's about Victor Garber's army general character farting.

Syfy's currently producing a prequel to Ice Quake, which is just two hours of that army general eating a giant burrito.

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