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Hot Men of the Moment: Paul Rudd vs. Eli Roth

Paul Rudd, Eli Roth Jeff Vespa/Wireimage.com, Gary Gershoff/Wireimage.com

When my friends got back from SXSW they told me I have to see Diggers because I will die over all the East Coast clam diggers, the funny dialogue and the luscious yet yucky harbors. What my idiot friends failed to say is that Paul Rudd walks around in tighty-whities. Yum.

I can't say much more. It doesn't come out for a while. But this is one of those movies that will make you look at him in a different way. He's raw, he hasn't shaved in weeks and he isn't cracking jokes with The 40-Year-Old Virgin. Memories of a younger Paul making awkward kissy face with Jennifer Aniston in The Object of My Affection?

Swoosh. Gone. Totally.

I had sort of the opposite reaction to Eli Roth after Grindhouse. He's in Quentin Tarantino's Death Proof, but he's really stiff. Let's just say that Eli isn't one of those actor-directors who should go both ways. I hope he stays behind the camera. I pray he doesn't pop up in Cell. He was so hot in all that behind the scenes footage of Hostel. But in Death Proof, well, most guys look silly next to Kurt Russell.

Eli, get behind the camera. Paul, take your pants off. Oh, if only I ruled the world.

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