Haughty Housewife Harangues Pal's Lady Parts

Enjoy a refreshing regurgitation of this week's Soup!

• Two things a real housewife of New Jersey is a master of: zesty Italian cooking and choosing the proper insult for your friend's vajajay.

• Saucy Simon Cowell is genuinely touched to be gifted with something Frank Sinatra used to blow his nose in.

• Jessica Simpson has shown us the Price of Beauty. Now she shows a troubled high school girl the price of admiring Jessica Simpson.

• Your beloved Joel McHale brings his charm, humor and morning breath to Today and Live with Regis and Kelly.

• A contemporary of William Shakespeare lauds the bard on Wife Swap.

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