Hasselhoff Preempts Obama: Health Care, Schmelth Care!

Finally, someone—and by someone, we mean none other than David Hasselhoff!—has the guts to step up and voice what Americans have known for years: politics are a drag. Or is a drag. Whatever.

Dave expressed that view on The View, where he focused in on the top pol of em'all. Yup, Obama is boring. Unlike America's Got Talent, where the Hoff judges people for a living, so he should know.

In fact, AGT preempted President Dullsville's latest yawn fest of a press conference. Good! Who needs to hear a bunch of yammering about health care? 

But the Hoff ain't just complaining, he's part of the solution. He thinks Obama should come on and "do a song and dance." Why not? He could also get one of his daughters to film him writhing on the kitchen floor stuffing burgers into his mouth between slurs.

Definitely not boring.