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Get Off Your Butts and Vote! Here's Help If You Need It

Thu., Oct. 23, 2008 1:11 PM PDT by Ted Casablanca

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We all desire change, right? Well here's your chance to do something about it. Whether you're for McCain or Obama, or whomever, take a look at this vital message and, please, get out there and vote—and get help if anybody stands in your way.

In the end, it's about patriotism, not pissiness, and the best way to exercise that USA love, we believe, is to register, rally and show some self-respect by sticking up for yourself. We fiercely stand by everyone's free speech—and vote. Use both with equal passion!

And here's a helpful tool: Call 1-866-OUR-VOTE if you have any problem exercising your right to vote—you'll be aided by folks who have no agenda whatsoever other than to make sure your vote gets in the system, whatever it may be. It's a great resource, please use it.