Fox-y Advice

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In a recent interview with MTV news, Megan Fox discussed her love for Mickey Rourke. She appears with him in an upcoming film, and I guess the two really hit it off, or at least she did. She said that she got a tattoo that's "sort of in honor of him," which is a big ef you to Brian Austin Green. She also said that she keeps telling Mickey "that he needs to have kids...He's going to be an amazing dad." I've seen Mickey Rourke wandering around. He looks like a homeless person who stole a pair of shoes that are five sizes too big for him. He's also 57 years old. Once again, Megan Fox is out trying to make Paris Hilton look smart. You go, girl.